Governor Hot Foot Perry and the Fat Back

             What is the Republican Party doing with Governor Rick Perry?
               Two weeks ago, with fires raging out of control, houses burning, Texans dying, he packs his bags and goes to South Carolina, where, I have heard it said, he met with Governor ‘Nikki’ Haley.  Her full name is Nimrata Nikki Randhawa Haley.  She changed her name and her religion – like Governor Perry changed his party.
               He was supposed to stay in South Carolina for a debate but cancelled claiming he had to return to Texas (because of the fires).  He went back and the next day was in California for another debate even as the Texas Forest Service was desperately seeking needed help.
               He earned his nickname – ‘Hot Foot’ Perry.

               That’s not all.  He’s had stem cell surgery.  He had some company affiliated with the Koreans that were cloning dogs or goats or glowing monkeys or something take some fat cells from some fat spot on his pudgy body, mutate them into stem cells and then inject them into his back.
              You can read that all again.  I’ll wait.
               Why did he do it?  To ‘cure’ his bad back.
               You see – Rick ‘Hot Foot’ Perry is the perfect politician.  He’s got a fat back.  I think he wants us to believe that we should trust him because he’s carrying his pork around with him already.
               Finally – Perry said he was offended when someone suggested he could be bought for five thousand dollars.  So how much do you think he’d take?

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